Chuck Norris and SharePoint 2010

Top ten facts about Chuck Norris and SharePoint 2010:

  • Chuck Norris never starts an Approval workflow in SharePoint. Chuck doesn't need approval.
  • Chuck Norris isn't afraid to customize, one look and SharePoint runs at peak performance
  • Putting Chuck Norris in the SharePoint Visitors group is futile. Chuck always has Full Control.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't have a SharePoint Disaster Recovery Plan. He doesn't recover data, only hostages.
  • Chuck does not subscribe to Alerts. He knows what is happening before it happens.
  • Chuck Norris IS the Governance Plan
  • In SharePoint 2010, the Farm Administrators group is being renamed to 'Chuck's Group'.
  • Chuck Norris never get's unexpected errors with SharePoint because he is always ready for everything.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't prepare for SharePoint 2010. SharePoint 2010 prepares for him.
  • SharePoint 2010 was a Chuck Norris idea.

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